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Five Dirty-Swirl Limericks
Insufficient Arrangement
A woman whose fiancé lacked
a physical lust fully-packed
she winked at a bro
girls called Mandingo
her engagement was spent fully-Blacked
Spaghetti History
I met a young girl at a rave
who said she loved 12 Years a Slave
but in her tale of woe
confused it for DJango
and thought that’s how all Blacks behave
Not All Shrews
A snow-bunnied, fancy, fair shrew
who fancied a fanciful screw
fancied-up a plan
netting her a man
screwed into a fancy new hue
Truth or Consequence
A virgin from wagon-worn trails
was told that all Back men had tails
she asked one for fun
now they have a son
some answers come with more details
He Can Dig It
Not picky, a man who spoke Jive
loved all girls, white, brown, and alive
he knew of no crime
for two-at-a-time
so he hoochie-coochied with five
William-Adolphe Bouguereau (1825-1905) – Nymphs and Satyr (1873) – Public Domain
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Written for dVerse Limericks form, hosted by Frank Hubeny .
Other dVerse poets contributed their takes on this form, and though I’m always impressed by the talent displayed, there are surprisingly few dirty ones. Guess it’s up to me to rep the “Dirty Old Man” demographic.
You want me on that wall. You need me on that wall. 😉
Hephaestus’ Waste & Cosmic Rubble 
Not a Smith nor a Jones but certainly black
and far more than a poetical hack:
He fell from olympus
so put up a big fuss
by being a literary quack
— you bore the DOM burden well!
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Oh yes… love the one with the tails…
I guess it’s a tail that cure all her ails.
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Nice ones! I liked “Truth or Consequence” best with that unexpected last line. I also enjoyed the Total video. I am going to have to listen to more of that.
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Fun collections–just like limericks are supposed to be.
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Ha ha…These made me smile and think…double whammy
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Bravo!
You posted that which I cannot do
for I’m paid by your taxes most true
for some eyes do spy
on each girl and guy
who practice at teaching in school 😉
Really enjoyed reading your limericks!
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all this talk about tails
resulting from an excess of ales
she said do you think
you could love a girl in pink
he said yes and took her to wales
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As soon as I saw the first picture, I laughed, remembering that scene. These are excellent!
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A singer called Michael – a Jackson
Has four brothers who really are black, son.
But Michael looks white
And a very strange sight;
If you meet him then don’t turn your back, son.
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