Day 27 – Five Dirty-Swirl Limericks

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Five Dirty-Swirl Limericks

Insufficient Arrangement

A woman whose fiancé lacked

a physical lust fully-packed

she winked at a bro

girls called Mandingo

her engagement was spent fully-Blacked

 

Spaghetti History

I met a young girl at a rave

who said she loved 12 Years a Slave

but in her tale of woe

confused it for DJango

and thought that’s how all Blacks behave

 

 

Not All Shrews

A snow-bunnied, fancy, fair shrew

who fancied a fanciful screw

fancied-up a plan

netting her a man

screwed into a fancy new hue

 

Truth or Consequence

A virgin from wagon-worn trails

was told that all Back men had tails

she asked one for fun

now they have a son

some answers come with more details

 

 

He Can Dig It

Not picky, a man who spoke Jive

loved all girls, white, brown, and alive

he knew of no crime

for two-at-a-time

so he hoochie-coochied with five

Nymphs and Satyr

William-Adolphe Bouguereau (1825-1905) – Nymphs and Satyr (1873) – Public Domain

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Written for dVerse Limericks form, hosted by Frank Hubeny .

Other dVerse poets contributed their takes on this form, and though I’m always impressed by the talent displayed, there are surprisingly few dirty ones. Guess it’s up to me to rep the “Dirty Old Man” demographic.

You want me on that wall. You need me on that wall. 😉

 

 

 

 

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